March 2012
142 posts
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everybodywasfeelingfine replied to your post: o yeah, so you guys, my mom knows i smoke pot now …
At least shes fine with it! Most moms will flip and act like its heroin. I remember you told me a few years ago you didn’t see the appeal, why the change?
tried it just because i was curious, never looked back
i was really uneducated about it before and now we are pals
if i could just look like a mixture of Kelly Kapowski and Kelly Bundy i would be happy
my mother was ALMOST going to name me Kelly
thegoosling:
zuckerbro:
girls on tumblr FREAK ME OUT oh my god being shallow to some extent is one thing but embracing murderers because they’re cute is deranged
i thought tate langdon was bad but the latest guy goin round tumblr is a real life murderer you freaks
I was just going to make this exact post about Tate langdon I don’t know when it became normal for murder to be excusable based...
my mother also told me yesterday that she tried pot with my dad once
omg my parents doing pot together
what a weird fucking image in my mind
my mother described miley cyrus as a “great role model for children’ yesterday
February 2012
241 posts
so lets say you have an online group project with strangers for a class
and they ask
HEY OMG WE SHOULD TOTALLY MEET UP TO WORK ON THIS
how do you say “Fuck no”?
last night my mom asked lar where he was going and he said “mental are you comin’”
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WatchThe Yeti with a big Hairless nose that sticks out of his face: A Tutorial
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everybodywasfeelingfine replied to your post: The anon has a point. The only way that Streep could come into power is by having a military coup, overthrowing the president and the entire government and asserting herself as the dictator.
he’s so politically informed, how charming!
LOL
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theadventuresofsirpuffington asked: The anon has a point. The only way that Streep could come into power is by having a military coup, overthrowing the president and the entire government and asserting herself as the dictator.
the internet is so funny that people can get mad at you for a post you didn’t even make
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Anonymous asked: pretty sure in a monarchy you have to be born into power...other wise its a democracy so that post doesn't make any sense...
If America turned into a monarchy, I vote for...
you guys invited the wrong mila
WTF I DIDNT EVEN KNOW BRET WROTE THAT SONG
and YES THAT SONG
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i cannot be the only one who just saw a glimpse of half of jlos nipple
When Tom Hanks speaks
The world goes silent
An angel gets its wings
Daniel Radcliffe cries
God documents everything he’s saying
Homer writes an Epic Poem about it
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cameron diaz's dress
“it really shows off her physique” you mean her nipples?
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in non-oscar news i lost 10 pounds and my muffin top is melting away hallelujah
the noises all those girls just made when they saw gwyneth paltrow what the hell lol
am i not seeing what they are?
lagio:
dujardins:
those ashes were the ashes of leo’s burned hopes and dreams for the academy awards
Lmaaaaooo Chelseaaa!
ASHES ON RYAN SEACREST I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BETTER RED CARPET
